childhood dream

when i was a kid right, my favourite all time movie was beauty and the beast.. eh i wanted to be like belle(so pathetic). and apparently i had a dress like hers (theyellow signature dress) when i was 5(?!?). so i was jumping for joy and calling faa cuz i knew she loved beauty and the beast as much as i did

ps: this post is filled with pictures so if u dont like my face then dont see lah aiyoh.

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faa posing with the sign… haha omg we went so crazy lah okk camwhoring like duno what too many pics to post
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so freaky lah ok we ended up wearing almost the same thing WITHOUT planning(?!?!)
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say hello to belle&transformed beast! her signature yellow dress heeheeheee.. oh and say hello to the balding man too
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us anticipating the show ..
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self timer shots
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hihi,is me and my candid shotzzxx~(?!?!?!) u know lah how those lala’s like to post pictures of them looking the other way and saying its a candid -_-
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soorah said i should learn how to camwhore HAHAHA because i suck (look at my wardrobe in the picture! ) and too lazy to crop the picture
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ok last vain picture
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check your newspaper people!

it’s 8 am on a sunday morning..
i barely got four hours of sleep but im still awake.. noooo not because im watching football highlights or hannah montana or because i couldnt stay asleep(huh where got such thing everyone knows kei can sleepppp)…

but because i wanted to check out my article on the starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

eh clap for me lah okkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHA wait wait i show u the article!!!
click here!!

CAN U SEE OR NOT MY NAME ON TOP THERE

eh go see the original copy on the starrrrrrrrrrrr lah ok got picture sumore heeheeeheeee

eh i didnt know they were gonna pick my article so i wrote a short one haih seelah kei this is what happens when ur lazy.
you seeeeee,the deadline for the article was the day i had to pass up the moral folio haih.
markah spm atau artikel yang mungkin tidak akan dipilih.
obviously i chose the former lah but… i shldve wrote more so ill get a bigger one *GREEDY SMILE*

ok babai i wanna go sleeep edi
my next post will be filled with pictures fa and i took at beauty and the beassssst heeheeheee

prince cafe(?!?!)

first of the firstsssss omg ok whatever
i think i know why nobody takes me seriously when i rant…. because somehow in the midst of ranting, ill stray of the topic and relate it to something totally irrelevant yet funny -__-
so anywayyyy imma rant about everything annoying(eh let me do this once lah ok i hardly do this im not some angsty chick angry with life T__T)

malaysians who cannot speak english/malay but act as if they own the world school.
do not get me wrong okay, i have nothing against people who cannot speak english because im not that insensitive lah okkkkkkkk!! i can mix with rempits because they’re so bloody funny HAHAHA but one thing i cannot tolerate is when the lala’s SHOUT their conversations and act as if they own the fucking school lah ok! literally okay, my blood BOOILLLSSS when im anywhere near those people. its not a matter of class, its how malaysian you are. WHAT THE FUCK U CALL URSELF MALAYSIAN WHEN U DONT KNOW A WORD OF MALAY. and it doesnt make it better when wenn&soorah are CONSTANTLY annoying me by finishing every sentence with a ‘liao’. -__________________- ..ish.
okay story of what happened on saturday.. it was supposed to be a ‘date’ with jin but seriously he failed in putting up a good first date HAIH -_- there was this cafe (prince cafe) in ss2 and he went in because eh i duno why the fella went in also.
we sat down and i KNEW something was wrong becausee the fucking menu was written in chinese.
the waiter came and asked what we wanted in chinese.
we looked around,everyone was talking in chinese.
we looked at the television, the show was some chinese show.
…..strike one lah jin! we looked at each other and both our heads were boiling -_- seeing how both of us have a low level of tolerance with lala’s.

hahaha ok ranting overrr, im off to eat with jin(pleaselah no prince cafe again)
and im off to being a nerrrddd(chemistry+bio tuition)
and then im off to watching beauty and the beast(childhoooooood fantasy lah ok i always wanted to be bellleee T__T i even used to pretend that i was belle haih haih)

daddy said life is never fair.

my daddy’s the most pessimistic person around lah i tell u.. i remember how i used to cry last time whenever i was treated unfairly and he retorted by saying ‘life is never fair’. aiyoh everything also ‘life is never fair’.. eh speaking of daddy do u know how he stopped my brothers and i from fighting in the car?!?!? …..
he forced three of us to hold eggs……….. in both hands.
SO OBVIOUSLY CANNOT MOVE AROUND RIGHT… and if we broke an egg, we have to use our own money to buy one whole carton of eggs.
T________________________________T story of my childhood haih haih haih

so anyway, i just realised that life IS NEVER FAIR GRRR lah ok.
because no matter how idealistic anyone is or how everyone wants to believe in the better good,it’ll always come down to this……
good looking guys ALWAYS win.
DONT DENY IT LAH OK CAN U LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME OTHERWISE?!?!?!!
hahhahahaha no seriously..
and me with my hot guy fetish obviously i tend to go to better looking guys right.
ok simple equation, two guys are stnading in front of u.. both equally dressed, equally thick wallets,equally er tall,equally dark the only unequal quality is their degree of good looks.
WHO DO U WALK TO?!?! the good looking one lah right?!?!?!
okay next one..
an ugly guy is flirting with u..being a girl with self respect, u give a forced smile and walk off with some lame excuse lah(i need to go toilet/OMG HEYY YOU*runs to a friend*)
a hot guy flirts with u… ur insides are mmmmmeeeeeeeeeelting babeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhh!!

okay next one.. an ugly guy is being a jerk.. “WHATTHEFUCK HE HAS NO RIGHT TO BE A JERK WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS HELLOOOO UGLY UNTIL DUNO WHAT ALSO WANNA BE A JERK HAIH”
a hot guy is being a jerk.. “at least he’s hot… eh if i date him maybe i can unjerk him :D”

okay okay next oneeeee lah ok!…an ugly guy is being a geek… “since he doesnt have good looks,its a good thing he has other stuff to turn to”
a hot guy is being a geek… “OMGGGGGGGGG SO HOT SO HOT SO HOT” haih at this point, no matter what the guy is doing he’ll still be ‘thehotguy’

this one from saveen and kim’s mango hahaha.. an ugly guy sings…”EEYERRR SING DAMN BAD RIGHT WHATTHEFUCK?!?!”
a hot guy sings offtune…”OMG SO HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT*CLAPS*”

heeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeeeee end of story true right true right?!?! any more scenarios?

hot guy fetish, and this time he didn’t say “it could’ve been in a better timing”

the title speaks for itself heeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

who can guess who it is, i give you chocolates! trina ng and chokesohkok i wont give you because you know already.

you make me smile,please stay for a while now

the stuff i do for chokesohkok

haih seelah im so nice to chokesohkok junny and i planned a surprise party for him and the best part was, he didnt suspect anything HAHAHAHA and everytime chokesohkok pissed us of we kept saying to each other ‘eh no need to plan ady lah’ HA HA HA ok not so funny wtv lah ok

the cake box i made for himmmm. yalayala his fantasy of being lionel kokqueng messi -__- in sarkaaj’s words,”u just had to sign the box didnt u”

the mango/strawberry cake i bakedddd. seelah everyone smsed me after that saying they got diarrhea(?!?!?!) haih haih eh looks deceive ok!!! the cake tasted gooood(junny said one,”it looks like shit but tastes better than shit”)-___-

prolah i tell u.. who else can look hungry and constipated and horny at the same time lah ok damn pro right. i look bottomless (??!!)

us dippin our legs into the pool cuz we were hot and still are HAHAHAHA omg lah wtf -_-

sucky self timer shots -__- this was when naqiah dropped her phone into the pool and panicked/scream for 3 seconds before picking it up HAHAHA oksorrylah no laughing matter

last shot of the nightttt yalayala me alone while naqiah/fa was trying to fix the phone HEEHEE

and so disgusting lah i tell u after that naq/fa and i were walking around and we saw a bunch of guys surrounding this car haha and we went closerrr…
jengjengjeng there was a cat stuck in the tyre of the car omgggggggggggggggg haih haih haih see kei does care about animal welfare(?!?!)

and when we talked to the dude,he said he’s been wiating for 3 hours already trying to figure out how to get the cat outttttttt T__T haih haih

but it died at the enddd so junny wc shafique fa and i were walking around looking for places to bury ittt..
the endd of the grandmother story of my life and the dead cat.

first birthday dedication

i dont know if i tell you i love you as much as i should.
our relationship stands firmly to the principle of ‘air dicincang tidak akan diputus’(!??!?!) because you’re the only female i can get annoyed with multiple times,only to find myself crawling back to you.
you’re the one who made me talk to japguy when you were at my house.
you’re the one who taught me how to make good cheesetarts.
you’re the one who stole her sister’s cotton pad box to play dirty little secrets with me.
you’re the one who corrected my grammar multiple times.
you’re the one who has the curiosity of a five year old.
you’re the one who never cease to amaze me with your intellect.
you’re the fighter who never gives up.
you were the one who laughed at the guy asking for donations at starbucks -_-
you’re the…………… love of my life(?!?!?!?)
tania siow su-lyn, happy 17th birthday

i remember how we used to trade secrets,and to make it fair(in case one of us failed to trade) we wrote it on pieces of paper and drew it out of a box. i still get that tingly feeling,thinking of how naive we were. we were still in our 14yearold world,with so much to learn yet we thought we knew everything already. we came up with the lamest stuff(hello our own football team with hot guys HAHA) and you introduced me to the art of skipping school.
i attended my first counselling session because of/with you. -____-

we’ve come a long way from that lamenia,and in the midst of it our friendship did crumble. with so much stuff to do in our lives,our once-a-week long distance calls dwindled down to……none T__T. i still think of you even though i dont call
and i remember our FIRST catching up session after you moved to aussie was at the bbq restaurant at desa after which, you made me talk to japguy HEEHEE
you’re the only person who manages to disappoint me,only because i expect a lot from you.
there’s just so much to say,so many clumsy stories we had. and everytime i slack off, i sit right back in my chair to study because of your message on my boarddddd T___T good tactic lah lamenia

to the love of my lifeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,
HAPPY 17th BIRTHDAY!

everyone wish her lah ok!

productive kei!

ive never actually blogged about my ‘daily life’ during the holidays, other than the brats one. because my days damn boring lah ok i wake up eat shit shit shit eh i shit two times a day u know(?!?!) damn a lot right T__T watch gossip girl clean a small part of my room study at starbucks yala see u all yawning already

but yesterday was the MOST productive day i had during the holidays. I WAS SO PRODUCTIVE ALL OF U CLAP FOR ME LAHHHH

1.i went for interact’s car wash in the morning. eh damn early lah ok i woke up at 9 haih EH SO HOT LAH WHY LAH LIKE THIS MY FEET DAMN MUTATED LAH OK! i have this white mark where my flip flop straps were HAIH eh i had to wash dishes while everyone washed cars CUZ i wanted to get away from the sun HAHA the lady offered to pay more if i sweeeeped her house and wash her dishes

2.i went for hafiz/annuura’s party AND i looked for pizza coupons on my way there lah ok!!

3.at night, i had two parasites at my house*ahem sarkaajkok* doing the moral folio with me cuz i had all the stationaries/color papers/tugasan harian. and we played wii until midnight haih so addictive after u watch what happens in vegas !! and we watched the news and had a 1 hour long very intellectual heated conversation/discussion on the fuel price hike haih why lah like this why cant everything just stay the way it is horrrrrrrrr -_-

4. i made annuura’s book for her bddddddaaaay HAPPY BDAY ANNUURA HAHAHA took two hours lah ok!!

5. kevin damn sibuk and he called me to go starbucks to study haih. I FINISHED TWO ADDMATHS TOPIC EH I DAMN PRO IN LOG ALREADY COME COME WANT ME TO TEACH U ANOT?!

i woke up this morning at 6 EH HELLO 1 hour of sleep just kill me lah T__T to make annuura’s muffins for her bday!! cuz i had bio tuition at 9
and then hor, 4 hours of bio tuition with annuura half sleeping beside me. SEE I DAMN PRO IN REPRODUCTION ALREADY WANT ME TO TEACH ANOT?!?

ok babai productiveness over i wanna go sleep so tired zzZZ

BRATs penang! btw we’re in the star go check ur sunday papers(?!)

yalayala thats where i’ve been the past 4 days heeheeheee

so tired cuz i just arrived so ill let the pictures do the talking *yalayala damn lame excuse*
and so other fellow brats can rip the pictures of my blog lorr

eh wait before that i wanna share another embarassing story cuz that is what everyone wants to hear from me la kan! haih haih hahah so anyway i knew i had to leave on the 24th for penang sumore transport not provided.. so then i was so stupid lor with exams and all i didnt bother booking the bus ticket i assumed can just buy on the spot(?!?!?!?) -__-
yala i found out a day before cannot.. so i had to spend 140 ringgit on air fare DAHLAH IM DAMN BROKE(?!?!?) haiiiiiiiiihhhhhhhhhhhh. seeelahseelah this is what happens when u procrastinate.

eh btw to all hartamasians hahahahahaaaaa i didnt know we talk so much one -___- cuz there i acted like how we always act lah ok and i kena-ed haih haih argue over small details only with fellow hartamasians lah ok future advice if not u risk getting humiliated HAHAHAH YALA this one the fellow brats shld know what kind of humiliation T____T

okok gambar kronologi (?!?!?)

with amanda who thought i looked like trina HAHAHAH DAMN SMALL WORLD LAH OK she didnt know i know trina and she just blurted and said “i know a girl that looks like u her name is trina” HAHAH eh trina we should seriously take advantage when moments like those happen again haih -_-

with muz!! he lives in shah alam too so i thought might be annuura’s muz but then hor cannot be cuz this muz is short hahahahaa plus no afro lor! eh eh eh i look damn sohai in this pic haih wasted lah muz so hot sumore *runs away*

OMGWTFBBQ EH LOOK LIKE JUNNY RIGHT?!?!??! haha with wei kang.. SERIOUSLY LOOK LIKE JUNNY LAH OK!!!! ?!?!?!??!?! right june right kim right everybuddy that knows junny yala this fella damn funny lah ok kept taking ugly pics of everyone like seriously damn ugly lah ok of us digging our noses and all haih -_-

with christopher!! EH WENN LOOK LIKE JOSH RIGHT?!! haha josh if ur reading this, look like u one lah ok!!

haih haih why so many look alikes wan zzzZZ -_- this one look like marcia la right?? ahhaah anyway qisthina!! got no chance to talk to u much lah cuz different group haih nvm u from kayelle so can meet up lah ok ok ok

with lina!!! MY ROOMMATE she damn noisy and insightful lah ok plus she was my alarm clock with huey fern HAHAHAHAH CUZ I CANNOT WAKE UP ONE LAH OK!!!! T____T

us at the table eh seriously so much food lah ok buffet three days in a row.. but then i wanted authentic penang foooooooooooooooooooood hhahaha we got it at the end lah for dinner. EH I ATE CHICKEN BACKSIDE LAH OK !!!i ate ate ate fried chicken so niceeeee then kelvin exclaimed “WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS CHICKEN BACKSIDE” haih -_-

my second room HAHAHA room1412 was opposite mine so i kept going there eh i miss u guys lah haih jasmine and joyE and khei that room always got fooooood one lah ok so of course go there lor

khei and kei first time i met someone with the same name *happy* HEEHEEHEE

sad miu kee happy kei cuz i never kena-ed flour HAHAHAHHAHA *??!?!?*

our very stressed group editor. eh i didnt take this picture lah ok wei kang took one *suspiciosu* haih haih -_-

australian tourist!!! eh i forgot which band he was from already haih -__- but that band wanted front page story. -_-

with miu kee at the jetty he damn funny lah ok EH WHY EVERYWHERE ALSO PEOPLE BURN ME WAN >=( oklah not as much as they burnt joye but stilll haih haih

with jasmine!! SHE DAMN PRETTY RIGHT OMG -_- i keep repeating it till sounds damn wrong but she damn pretty lah haih how do girls get that pretty one i dont understand(??!?!?!??!!!!)

joyE HAHAH haih what to say about this girl lah she’s like her name i tell u cannot stop laughing -__-

camwhoring while joye was ironing her clothes!! at the end i ironed her pants lah ok -__- because she couldn’t haih

HAPPPPPY HAPPPPPY because we could eat penang food after eating hotel buffet for so longgggggggg EH THIS IS THE PLACE I ATE CHICKEN BACKSIDE!

group one stressing out cuz have to finish 4 assignments hahahha except khei duno why she so happy (!?!)

EH SO TIRED ALREADY LAH LEMME UPLOAD THE REST ANOTHER TIME

dramatic fan

yalayala i know long time no see,blog.
HAHAHA wtf yalayalayala i was studying for exams lah ok! i know im a nerd but too bad lah i wanna do well heeheehee nolah actually cuz i procrastinated so much haih haih inilah padahnya.

AND yalayala i know there are so many posts out there about american idol but SERIOUSLY I DAMN FUCKING ANGRY GRRRRR GRRRRRR WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH AMERICA?!?!?!

haih haih seelah im aggravated again -_-
lets see.. on wednesday i watched d.archuleta’s performance and i was SO TOUCHED LAH OK I WAS SO FUCKING CONFIDENT HE WOULD WIN T____T kim and i were gushing on the phone blablabla. PLUS i voted for him haih come i teach u guys how to vote.. HAHA sorry lah rhema/wheyjinn/annuura/aiya any cookie’s.. see la i lied to u guys that we only could use paypal to vote HEEHEEHEE actually right can use gizmo and its free sumore … *smiles connivingly. EH sorry lah ok!! i really loveee archuleta for what wanna give free votes to cook
and the performance. OHMIGOD can any of u cook fans LOOK ME IN THE EYE right now and tell me archuleta wasnt better than cook. eh anyone who disagrees.. i wont go on a date with u wtf!

seriously and dont gimme the bullshit that cook was consistently good hello count the number of times archuleta and cook were goood.. archuleta outnumbers cook lah ok dont fight cuz i actually counted HAHAHAHA -___-

and then hor dont say he’s unique.. cuz right,ITS AMERICAN IDOL LAH HELLO THATS WHY DAUGHTRY DIDNT DO WELL IN A.I. im not saying daughtry wasnt good lah ok im a big fan of his its just that, only pop/ballad singers do well on a.i.

oklah i can agree that cook is hot and i would support him if there was no archuleta. BUT HELLO I WANNA CRY LAH OK!

i actually did hahahahahah at school i cried at home i came back and watched the performance also cried haih haih why lah like this T__T

nevermind lah, runner ups always do better than winners *tries to pujuk myself* clay/ruben.katmcphee/taylordick. seelahseelah

i love archuleta lah im heartbroken id rather get dumped by any guy 10 times than see archuleta lose haih seelah verging on obsessive already.

oklah next post no more archuleta lah ok promise! when im back in kayelle